Two wrongs, gave me two blue eyes

Posted on 02. Jul, 2013 by in Uncategorized

It was during the late church service in my boarding school days. We sat behind the choir and in front of me was a rather large lady. As they stood up for the last hymn, her dress got caught in her bum cheeks and her crimpeline dress hung there, like a curtain. Wackhead next to me lent forward, gripped […]

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